For that one person who is getting one year closer to shitting themselves.
Personalise with any NAME and AGE.
Make the occasion one to remember with our unique May You Live Long Enough To Shit Yourself Personalised Birthday Card. Our May You Live Long Enough To Shit Yourself Personalised Birthday Card is printed on a high quality A4 stock, folded to a finished A5 size (148 x 210mm)
All orders are sent out by the chosen Royal Mail delivery service. We dispatch all orders within 24hrs of the order being received (weekend orders will be dispatched next working day).
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