Another Year Older & You're Still A Cunt Wrapping Paper

Size Matters, Baby

Our standard sheets come in A3, neat and ready to wrap your goodies.

Feeling extra? Go bigger:

• 24 inch × 1 metre 

• 1 metre × 1 metre 

All our naughty little sheets arrive folded (sorry, no rolling here) and slipped into a firm, hard-backed envelope. We like to keep things protected.

All orders are sent out by the chosen Royal Mail delivery service. We dispatch all orders within 24hrs of the order being received (weekend orders will be dispatched next working day).

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